After being hit from behind by a motorcycle Sunday evening, a 32-year-old woman was left lying near a crosswalk in Fort Collins, Colorado. Two women witnessed the accident and called police. She had been knocked out from the hit and had a broken and bleeding left arm ,said one of the women on the seen.
A small crowd around the lady had formed quickly in the busy neighborhood off of Boardwalk Ave. When paramedics arrived she was still unconscious. The paramedics were stretching the victim out to examine her injuries ,said one witness. They took her fanny pack off and pulled it up with an iPod attached. The iPod had wires to her ears but also wires running into her shorts.
“This was a serious accident”, said one witnesses, “but when they pulled that vibrator hooked to her iPod out of her shorts you could see everyone’s faces turn red. She was lucky she was still knocked out for the ride to the hospital. I don’t think I could have survived the embarrassment”.
Article courtesy of RM Collegian.
It said she went home from the hospital the next day in the Denver paper. It even gave out her name. Jerks!
She need not be ashamed. She should be proud of her sexuality and her willingness to have some adventure. Hopefully no one will blame the vibrator for the accident; the motorcyclist should have been paying attention to the path ahead. I’ve ridden for 15 years and not once have I ever hit a pedestrian. It’s harder to do than it sounds.
They also said in the Denver version that the motorcycle had broken her ankle. They probobly won’t even find the guy that hit her but if they do I want her phone #.
Sounds like that young lady is in dire need of my services.
but if a man was out pleasuring himself,no body would say hes expressing his sexuality,they would say he is dirty,filthy and disrespectful
Perhaps if men could get away with it like women could, if there was a little more concealability to the act; if there wasn’t a sex driven stigma put on men, it wouldn’t be like that.
I agree. A man in a similar situation would be frowned upon heavily…
No, a man in a similar situation would be laughed at just as much. Margaret Fuller has to love the irony.
Yes, it would have been quite another story if the subject had been male. Almost feel sorry for her that she would have to resort to such a thing.
It’s little consolation that so many men would be willing to “oblige” her because she clearly has that base covered. A man who cannot contribute more than one thing is easily replaced with a portable electronic device.
Where did she find that…
anyone else think she may have been a bit “distracted”……and walked out in front of the motorcycle?
Whatever happened to the old saying, “wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus?”