Comments on: How Would You Respond If Your Girlfriend Bought You A Penis Pump For Your Birthday http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/ Fun Tech News And Info Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:33:38 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Russian girl http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-9836 Russian girl Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:06:46 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-9836 Thanks for idea, my boyfriend has birthday this weekend. lol Thanks for idea, my boyfriend has birthday this weekend. lol

]]> By: Foo http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1273 Foo Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:14:23 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1273 Tell your friend to act like an adult and ask his girl if she thinks his penis is too small. :-) If she says yes, it's too small, then he needs to move on. If she says, no, his is fine, then he probably should consider moving on. If she says, "Oh my, no. Are you kidding?", then she's probably a keeper. Tell your friend to act like an adult and ask his girl if she thinks his penis is too small. :-) If she says yes, it’s too small, then he needs to move on. If she says, no, his is fine, then he probably should consider moving on. If she says, “Oh my, no. Are you kidding?”, then she’s probably a keeper.

]]> By: George http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1271 George Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:59:10 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1271 Tell him to be cool about it - ask her why she thought it was a good gift and that it seems a little bit rude of a gesture. If she doesn't explain it to his comfort - end things. Tell him to be cool about it – ask her why she thought it was a good gift and that it seems a little bit rude of a gesture. If she doesn’t explain it to his comfort – end things.

]]> By: uberto http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1270 uberto Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:37:08 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1270 he should pump the hell out of that sucker and give her what she wants and have a ball, what else ? he should pump the hell out of that sucker and give her what she wants and have a ball, what else ?

]]> By: fred http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1267 fred Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:48:25 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1267 They are used by many as toys; I'm with Devils advocate, unless she's always cruel give her the benefit of the doubt They are used by many as toys; I’m with Devils advocate, unless she’s always cruel give her the benefit of the doubt

]]> By: D http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1266 D Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:17:27 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1266 It depends on his penis size. If he has a normal sized penis (6" ish), then she's been with some larger than life guys and probably needs him to have a larger penis for her to get satisfaction out of their sex. But if your friend has a small penis (less than 5"), then she's just trying to improve the one area of him that she feels is lacking. For the record, most girls would like guys to have a thicker penis, not a longer one. It depends on his penis size. If he has a normal sized penis (6″ ish), then she’s been with some larger than life guys and probably needs him to have a larger penis for her to get satisfaction out of their sex. But if your friend has a small penis (less than 5″), then she’s just trying to improve the one area of him that she feels is lacking.

For the record, most girls would like guys to have a thicker penis, not a longer one.

]]> By: Devil's Advocate http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1263 Devil's Advocate Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:11:16 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1263 Some types of pump are used for pleasure, not enlargement. It's quite possible that she simply thought she was getting the poor guy a really cool sex toy. If she hasn't so far shown signs of being thoughtlessly vicious and cruel, he should give her the benefit of the doubt, and simply explain to her the mistake she's made... ten to one it'll be her turn to be horribly embarrassed by it all. Some types of pump are used for pleasure, not enlargement. It’s quite possible that she simply thought she was getting the poor guy a really cool sex toy. If she hasn’t so far shown signs of being thoughtlessly vicious and cruel, he should give her the benefit of the doubt, and simply explain to her the mistake she’s made… ten to one it’ll be her turn to be horribly embarrassed by it all.

]]> By: Turd Ferguson http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1261 Turd Ferguson Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:51:57 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1261 He needs to buy her a membership to Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and Nutri-System. Then sign her up for as many get-slim-quick pills as possible. Even Steven. He needs to buy her a membership to Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and Nutri-System. Then sign her up for as many get-slim-quick pills as possible. Even Steven.

]]> By: Turd Ferguson http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-1260 Turd Ferguson Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:48:37 +0000 http://www.funtechtalk.com/how-would-you-respond-if-your-girlfriend-bought-you-a-penis-pump-for-your-birthday/#comment-1260 He can't dump that stupid bitch fast enough. What a dumb c*nt. He can’t dump that stupid bitch fast enough. What a dumb c*nt.

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