Diaper Wearing Gears Of War Players Shut Down Tournament

Posted By: Klink  Published in What The ?

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Fort Collins C.O.(FP)-Saturday a large underground video game tournament featuring the popular Xbox 360 game Gears Of War came to a surprising end.

Among the sixty plus competitors was a very determined team of young adults and one teenager who were equipped with disposable adult diapers. Security for the rented warehouse was forced to remove one of the players after others complained of the “septic tank like smell” coming from a nearby 16 year old gamer.

The team had the intention of only using the diapers for “an emergency trip” but after the 16 year old had consumed five cans of a caffeine loaded drink called a Spike Shooter he claimed he just couldn’t hold “it”. And “it” being the worst kind or it. Being the dedicated gamer he was he just tried to ignore his accident.


Nearby competitors felt it hard to overlook his slip up and asked him to be removed. After being removed from the tournament her proceeded to call local law enforcement and complain about his ejection not realizing he had attended an illegal paid gathering.

Upon arrival officers dispersed the tournament and issued fines. No arrests were made.


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Eric Says, in 3-26-2007 at 19:58:00 from 71.61.94.91    

Illegal gathering? WTF?

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BLORT Says, in 3-26-2007 at 20:06:25 from 76.17.149.84    

I CRAP MY DIAPERS ONCE IN A WHILE TOO. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WILL NOT KICK YOU IN THE NARDS AT A LAN PARTY

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Klink Says, in 3-26-2007 at 20:08:00 from 208.104.224.30    

Because it was a pay to get in gathering in the city limits without a license.

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XireriX Says, in 3-26-2007 at 20:56:20 from 159.153.140.10    

What a noob. Sounds like people in Fort Collins have nothing better to do then gather at a Gears of War Lan Party. Tell those kids to get a life and stop charging noobs to hold it to be cool. Weak Sauce!!!

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Sandman Says, in 3-26-2007 at 23:05:27 from 65.102.180.153    

Sorry, no–

If you can’t manage your own anus, you’ve got no business playing with adults or near-adults. Or anybody above pre-school age. If there’s no toilet available, find a damn bush. I’ll wait. Really.

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Jimbo Says, in 3-27-2007 at 04:24:22 from 138.130.210.83    

if i ever got to the stage of wearing diapers, id put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. I dont care if he was 16 or 60, this little shitter should do the same. Suicide is awesome.

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Buck Says, in 3-27-2007 at 09:04:30 from 65.86.128.171    

Sounds like someone needs to get laid.
Or at the very least a life. To crap your pants just to play a game, thats just sad.

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BlacKSacrificE Says, in 3-27-2007 at 11:51:53 from 58.104.254.183    

heh, i just craped my pants a little reading that..

*hits pause and runs to the bathroom*

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Brian Says, in 3-27-2007 at 12:54:51 from 69.153.160.133    

I think this is a natural progression for gamers. After all, this kid is hardcore. He’d rather be humiliated in real life than be pwned in game life. The only problem was that he didn’t plan for odor retention. I hear Think Geek is selling adult-size diapers that block game-distracting odors and are infused with caffeine too!

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Not you guys Says, in 3-27-2007 at 14:49:48 from 216.41.5.67    

If i ever compete in a video game tournament I’ll blow my brains out of my ass into a diaper. Video games are good sh!t but there’s more important things the lan parties like……………………..Um I dont know, VAGINA, FIND SOME YOU LOSERS

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Dr. Butcher Says, in 3-28-2007 at 16:07:44 from 89.172.125.221    

Well, well, what do we have here? A bunch of people telling other people to get a life. On a gamer website. In a comments part. They, talking about life. Is it just me, or there is something very, but VERY sarcastic about that.

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Hero Says, in 11-14-2007 at 22:34:09 from 69.92.68.105    

rofl funny funny

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Jordan Says, in 11-14-2007 at 22:41:16 from 98.160.128.172    

Wow.. he shit himself

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stinkychops Says, in 4-3-2008 at 03:57:11 from 211.26.103.161    

wow, he shoulda gone inbetween rounds. What an idiot. However i bet he regrets it and the people who kicked him out regret the fact they all got fined and kicked out as well.
oh el oh

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billyup Says, in 4-19-2008 at 09:02:19 from 75.129.239.156    

god you’re mostly a bunch of assholes arent you? most people would disagree in the “Life” comments of you dumbfucks. not everyone wants to go out to bars and find drunk chicks to give them herpigonaesiphalaids. esspecially since they’re only attracted to the assholes who cant stop talking about how they scored 6 touchdowns in one game on madden 07. god yuo folks need to get a life outside of your own egos

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wtf Says, in 8-12-2008 at 04:03:05 from 96.18.35.35    

it said the whole team was wearing diapers?
WHY??

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gearhead Says, in 9-10-2008 at 01:26:57 from 66.57.194.61    

he shit his diaper. haahaha hahahaha ahahaha . well what the fuck do you expect if you are wearing a diaper? SHIT! If I was him and I shit my diaper, and then got kicked out cause i smelled like shit, i’d throw that fucking diaper right next to who ever kicked me out just so they could smell that shit for the rest of the day and sooner or later someone would have to remove it! fucking diaper wearing lan boy, isn’t that illegal in the gameing community? everyone else has togo the bathroom while he just gets to shit his pants.. cheating shitter


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