Most everyone at sometime or another has smashed their finger while closing a door. The excruciating pain of a smashed finger cannot compare to the pain suffered by a 73 year old nudist this week in Florida.

While staying at the RV campground section of the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort near Orlando Florida, the sun worshiper’s slip up almost cost him his testicles. After backing his small camper into its parking spot at the resort, he and his wife were gathering some things out of the back seats of there car. The man had his arms full and attempted to close the car door by shutting it with his rear end.

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How much more weight will you gain if you play video games all day.

Well if you believe a resent Japanese study that just came out it’s 6 kilograms (13.2 lbs.). After 60 kids aged 8-14 years old spent 4 hours a day for 6 months playing assorted video games they averaged a gain of 6 kilos more than they should.

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Groningen, Netherlands– Groningen Mental Enhancement Department has completed a one-year study on the effects of video game playing combined with marijuana use to strengthen the minds of Alzheimer’s patients.

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Concord, N.C.–Twenty-eight-year-old Becky Tabor has been a huge Dale Earnhardt fan for most of her life. What she has been claiming to see over the last few weeks was finally captured on camera Monday afternoon.

Becky Tabor has been telling neighbors that the late NASCAR Superstar Dale Earnhardt was appearing on her computer screen when she would shut it down to go to bed. “The image of Dale is one I have never seen before this started happening to me”, said Tabor. “I keep a picture of his old Wrangler car as my computer background so that not where it comes from”.

Tabor had tried to take a picture of the image for a while but it just didn’t show when she looked back at the photo. “My friend Vicky came over for me to show her the image but Dale never appeared when she was here”, said Tabor. “I was about to give up until I got lucky Monday. I thought everyone was going to call me a nut case”.

“Dale Earnhardt’s spirit is still with all of us die hard NASCAR fans and he just wanted me to know it. I’m just happy that he knows we still care”.

Friday evening in Little Rock, Arkansas 2 inventive thieves nearly escaped with 6 Nintendo Wii Remotes.

A K-Mart employee noticed that the once full peg hook in his electronic section was now missing the 6 Nintendo Wii remotes that he had just finished stocking a few minutes earlier. There had only been 2 “very heavy set women” in the electronics area in the last few minutes.

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A German woman admitted to keeping her husband in bed at night by locking a dog shock collar around his neck.

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Scientist at the Institute of Regenerative Biotechnology in Salzburg, Austria have assembled a women’s bra that will increase breast size through the emission of sonic waves.

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I have been a member of Netflix for years. They have always been in my opinion the best in the business at what they do. I do have one problem with Netflix right now though. Almost every envelope I have received lately has the return flap partially torn apart.
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Last Friday in Dalton, Georgia 23 year old Mark Clamp found his iPod Shuffle he had been missing for the last 4 days. The bad news is it was sitting in the middle of a pile of poo his dog Frank had just left on the back walkway.

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Researchers from the group Protection And Preservation Of Our Mother Earth have been working together with scientist to determine the effects of synthetic motor oil being dumped by automobile owners.

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